🌿 Reset your gut, reclaim your day — naturally refreshed!
Green Valley Cleanser is an 8 oz liquid herbal detox supplement crafted from a potent blend of natural ingredients like Aloe Vera, Jack'na bush, and Moringa. Designed to support colon health, promote regularity, and reduce bloating, it offers a gentle yet effective internal cleanse. Proudly made in a GMP-certified facility in the USA, this formula contains no harsh chemicals or additives, making it a trusted choice for millennial professionals seeking a natural digestive reset.
S**T
It’s working for me 🤷🏽♀️
It TASTES AWFUL, really awful! But started working within 1-2 hours. I appreciate that it’s not severe diarrhea / passing gas, sitting on the toilet for hours at a time. I think I could’ve used 2 bottles (today, tomorrow) for a complete detox but maybe I’ll be surprised and feel A LOT better by Saturday, meaning no more being uncomfortable and bloated. The taste has me looking at other options because I really (Really) struggled with drinking the entire bottle as recommended. It tastes like liquid pills, best way I can describe it. A fruit parfait is what helped me with the after taste, and if you can get past the pill taste, I say go for it!
M**A
No stomach pain, works well, but good god the taste.
Exactly like the title says. I like it because it doesn’t give me any pain or discomfort while using like normal laxatives do to me. And it will clean out EVERYTHING. Things you don’t even remember eating.But the taste, good god the taste. It’s honestly one of the worst things I’ve ingested and kept down. I’ve tried this 4 times now and the only way I’ve found to make it palatable is to mix.-Whole bottle of product.-1/4-1/2 cup of cherry or cranberry juice. ( the tartness cuts back on the bitter pungent-ness of the product.- a tablespoon of honey (sweetness helps for above mentioned reason.)-~1/2 tablespoon of sugar.This hides the taste, somewhat. And makes it more palatable.But if you are backed up, bloated badly, or just looking for a detox. This product works wonders.
D**N
It has a terrible smell, but it is effective.
The smell of the drink was not pleasant, but it was very effective! I lost 3 lbs, felt less bloated, and didn’t experience hunger. Can you take it every week for detox?
D**.
Amazon and Vendor Please pack in insulated cool bag its Heat sensitive in extreme summer heat!
Nasty taste requires guzzling it and chasing it back with strong juice. It works like Magic! No cramping just several visits that require you to stay home that day.
B**2
Will make ya poo taste will cause reflux
I'll start by saying I drink 3 Ballarina Tea at least once per week. It makes you go, is cheaper and tastes like tea. I bought this "cleanser" to help kick start a healthier lifestyle, clear my system and drop water weight. Woke Friday AM and went to the bathroom- #2. Weighed myself. Went about my day, had a regular lunch, dinner and a couple snacks. 11:15PM decided to drink this stuff. Taste is terrible. Reminds me of stomach acid vomit. It was hard to get down to the point I was gagging it back up. That triggered my acid reflux. I drank some water and took a scoop of peanut butter. Ended up having to drink a cup of Alkaseltzer to stop the reflux burning. 2:35AM woke up feeling like I needed to go to the bathroom. No cramps, no pain no gas. I peed a lot and peed a lot of dark liquid from my butt. Nothing solid passed just dark liquid. I had some water and then felt like I might go again.. Once again I passed dark liquid from my butt and nothing solid. This happened once more before I went back to bed, but all in a short time. Around 6:30AM woke again and passed the same dark liquid then back to bed till 9AMish and the same. 10:30AM weighed and was down 1 pound likely from losing all that liquid. Ate toast and had some juice then went again. Every time I drank anything it passed through my butt within a half hour or less. Always liquid never anything solid. This went on till about 2:30PM. At that point it was basically done till around 7PM when I passed more dark liquid. Then again after drinking water around 9PM same liquid passed. Woke the next morning still down that 1 pound. Stomach was bubbly so thought I may need to go again, it was squirty gas a couple times. YUCK! Throughout that day I worried I may need to go as my stomach was bubbly on and off and I was at Busch Gardens. Didn't drink much as I was worried about passing whatever I drank like the day before. Made it through the day without issues. When I got home I was wicked thirsty and as soon as I drank water I passed it through my butt. That last time was about 6:30PM on Sunday. I didn't feel any major energy boost or anything spectacular after using the cleanse. I do feel if I didn't already use the tea once in a while to go then my system would likely be more backed up and then I would have had a more similar experience to the others trying this product. I think it is a laxative so will make you poo or pass what's sitting in your colon.. so it does that for sure, but as far as giving energy or making me feel healthier it did not. I felt like ya do after you poop which is like ya don't have to. For me I'll stick to the Ballarina tea as I can buy 3 packages for 20 bucks and the taste is manageable. It tastes like tea while not causing my acid reflux to flair up. Shipping was fast, was packaged well, service is good and it will make you poop. Everything you drink will also pass through your butt all day. For me I won't add it to my routine as my tea does the trick without the hassle of a whole day down or the puke taste that brings on gagging and acid reflux.
Y**R
The taste and smell is off putting.........
I read through the reviews trying to see if this was a good fit for me and let me tell you it was. Let me give you the negative 1st....them smell is loud smelled like perm..........the taste was awful it tasted like cigarettes and rotten food...But I thought I had a trick to bypass the smell and taste so I stuck tissue up my nose and after each big swallow w/straw I manage to get it down only to taste it at the back of my throat so I had grapefruit juice (that I used to chase with) and I swished it around in my mouth and swallowed it. For me it did the trick someone bc each swollen I spoke to myself saying you can do this you got this dont forget why you are doing this (my pep talk to myself). I had to take the tissue out of my nose so that i could breathe well maybe 30 minutes after i was able to the majority of the bottle down (I had about 2 tablespoons left) which in my eyes was to much for me to chug through. I sat around bc I thought maybe about 10 mins something would happen but it didnt do I started to do little things like get my water ready for the bathroom stay get reading material and charge my phone just in case. All of a sudden I felt like I had to pass gas I sat there for maybe a minute and said YOU need to get to the bathroom now! Thank goodness I have my own bathroom in my room I sat on the toilet and no sooner than i opened up to pass gas bowel juice and bowel bursted out of me like i never seen. I sat on the toilet for 15 mins before i was sure nothing else would come out of my body! That was round 1............round 2 was 30 mins after and at first i thought i needed to lay down bc i started getting chills I took a cat nap and woke up bc again I felt that same feeling of needing to pass gas but bc of the reviews I knew that was a trick I quickly got up and went into the bathroom and again the same thing happened this time I could smell the concoction that I took and immediately opened 1 of my bottles of water and drank it all down. (The thought was I didnt want to be dehydrated and I most def didnt want to smell like that do make sure I got it all out with constantly drinking. Again it was another 15 mins on the toilet........round 3 I still had the taste in my mouth for a long while even after scraping my tongue and brushing my teeth and using mouth wash so I went ahead and chopped up some cucumbers and poured lemon juice over the cucumbers and ate that and it seem to do the trick....but about 30 min I heard my stomach making noise and i went to the restroom and of course bowel juice and bowels flooded the toilet. TMI i looked in the toilet and seen some of my cucumbers in there. So its cleaning my out. That was that 1st night and this is the morning after I felt good and was like ok that was a good cleansing but nope its a full 24 hrs from when you take it (I did start late on sat maybe about 6pm) When I went to the restroom im still flushing stuff out! This product does exactly what it said it would it cleans you out. Things to remember: 1.Have plenty of water 2. dont trust the passing of gas get to the toilet immediately 3. have wipes they are more handy than toilet paper 4. Remember why you are detoxing its for a better healthier you! 5.Last but not least enjoy this journey.
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