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but I spent hours looking through other user reviews like this to get a good idea of what I ...
Here’s my honest review. I don’t normally leave these, but I spent hours looking through other user reviews like this to get a good idea of what I was getting into with this product, and feel this may help someone that is in the position I was.I will start by saying I have been a daily marijuana user since I was about 17. I am 27 as of right now Ian a thin guy, about 5’10” and 142 pounds. As of the past 2 years, I have basically smoked only wax (concentrated marijuana) every single night and the occasional day time blaze if I was off work for the day. This is classified as a heavy smoker under every definition. I don’t work out, and don’t typically drink a lot of water. I guess you can say I’m kinda of unhealthy for a thin guy, lots of fast food and soda and what not.Well, I needed to change jobs for personal reasons, and was offered a great opportunity. Everything was going well with the hiring process, until I got the phone call that they need me to respond to an email that sets up my drug screening. As you can imagine, my heart dropped and my life flashed before my eyes. I had just taken a dab and was nice and stoned, and then was told i have at most 5 days from this moment to take a drug test.I started browsing online to see if there were anything a guy like me to do to pass this thing. It seemed all hope was lost because most of what I read online stated that detoxes basically don’t work. Especially for heavy marijuana smokers, I would need to be clean for at least 30 days to have any chance. I came across this ready clean stuff, and notice about half the reviews were people saying that it worked, and half of them stated that it doesn’t and is a waste of money. I really didn’t have anything to lose, so I ordered this stuff with w day shipping, 2 bottles so I could try it the day before my test to see if I stood a chance. I also went and purchased about 3 of one type of drug test from cvs, and the 4 of another from Walmart. I went all out. I also stopped my usage of anything marijuana related.2 days after finding out about the drug test, and 3 days before the test was supposed to happen, I tried one of the tests just to see what it was all about before I even tried the detox. I failed miserably, as expected. Later that day my 2 bottles of this ready clean stuff arrived. I grabbed the first one and started chugging it at about 3pm. Finished it quickly, by about 315 pm. Then I refilled the bottle with water just like the instructions say, and chugged that over another 20 minutes or so. By then it was about 340 ish, and my stomach was very full and I just kept a water bottle by me to slowly sip on, bit much because I was so full, but just a couple sips here and there. I had to pee at about 4, and then by about 430 ish, my stomach was so jacked that I Had some gnarled diarrhea (sorry for the graphic description but I’m being honest). About 450 pm I had to pee again so I went. Then about 520 pm rolled around, so about 2 hours after consumption, I grabbed 1 of each drug test and pissed in them. This would be my 3rd urination session, 4th if you count the session of explosive number 2 that I went a little earlier. I passed both tests with flying colors! I was ecstatic. The next time I had to pee, about 550 pm, I took 2 moreTests, and passed them both as well. Took another test at about 630 pm (wanted to save 1 for day of) and I passed again. I felt very confident, but still anxious that the doctors office lab would know something was up or my urine was too diluted or something, but I had nothing to lose.Day of the test comes around, which is also the day after I just tried this stuff. I pounded the bottle at about 8am. Refilled it with water at about 820 am, and chuffed that. Now it’s about 845 ish, so I wait to go pee. First urination comes at about 9am. Then I went again st about 940 am. I left for the drug test right after that. I get to the hospital at about 1015 am, sign and and wait. Had to pee really bad but help it. I tested at about 1040 am, and went home. That was Thursday. Today is Saturday, and the results came back that I passed! I freaking passed !!!!This is why I felt compelled to leave this review. Hopefully it can get someone else out of a similarly sticky situation. Keep in mind I didn’t injest any marijuana for 5 days before the test , so I’m sure that helped. I’m attaching an image of my drug test results with most of the stuff blacked out for my privacy, but you can see my awesome fantastic negative results.
M**Z
HAD HIGH HOPES BUT DOESN'T WORK
I wanted this to work so badly and thought it should have, especially since I am not a huge pot smoker. I get Xanax every month for my anxiety and smoked a bowl each night for 11 days instead of my normal 4 days and now I get tested every month by law to continue narcotics. I haven't smoked in 19 days. I eat healthy and drink healthy, no lie because I've had Bariatric surgery and have to be healthy. A week before the test I bought 15 THC test strips. I noticed when I had very light yellow urine it would show up a faint negative line from drinking a lot of fluids. I started drinking green tea and water.On the day of the test (today) I did exactly as the instructions said even reading over and over what others had done that passed to make sure. I started drinking at 8am, was done at 8:30. Waited 15 minutes and started drinking the water from the bottle. Went pee at 9am (1st urine) Finished the bottle around 9:30 then went pee (2nd urine) I kept sipping water till the test. At 10am I took the THC strip test and it showed 2 lines (pic) I was happy. It was there so it's Negative. Left and went to the doctors. Appt was for 10:30. Didn't get called back till 10:50 then went to the bathroom. My doctors office always leave the panel strip off. They are lenient. I Couldn't believe it. POSITIVE??? How, What? I don't get it. Fortunately, I will still get my script but now it goes on my record and ill get a letter in the mail stating to get clean basically or they will cut me off. Just great! Then I get home. Now it's been 3.5 hrs after drinking. I test myself again and it's still positive. I didn't eat anything. I even took some milk of magnesia the day before to help clean myself out. Even this detox drink will give you diarrhea for an hour off an on cleaning you out. So all I got out of $13 is a bad stomach ache, a bunch of vitamins pumped in me, diarrhea and a failed test.I've also read about testing panels having a cut off at 50ng to pass. The strips I got are at 50ng. I don't know what the pee cup ones are. They shouldn't be below 50ng. Even so, I still failed after I got home. I also peed again before I left the doctors office too. I'm a female 5'7 215lbs.I'm glad it worked for some of you, but it didn't for me. Guess I'll just pray for the day my state approves medical marijuana so I can use it legally for my fibromyalgia and panic attacks and anxiety.Good luck
C**W
Works if used properly
I don’t really leave reviews. But I quit smoking for a drug test . Two months passed and I took. 4/20 was coming up so I smoked since I assumed I passed. Came to find out I failed. So had 5 days to take a retake. Bought this as well as a at home drug test. Stacked up in fiber and those vitamin protein drinks. Then took the detox the day before while also testing my pee as the day went.Safe to say I passed!! So my advice follow the directions but also go the extra mile ! Good luck
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