Montegrappa Sylvester Stallone Chaos Limited Edition Fountain Pen -Xtra Fine

If my great uncle died and left his billion pound fortune to me on the condition that I have three days to spend one million dollars but if I tell anyone I lose everything, I would be all over this pen like a fat kid on a smarty.

Do you appreciate fine craftsmanship? Then you'll understand the unique appeal of the Montegrappa Chaos pen. International tastemaker Sylvester Stallone has plumbed the depths of his creative imagination, and the inevitable result is Chaos.The visionary genius behind such varied works as Rocky I-V, Rambo I-IV, and Rhinestone, Mr. Stallone has once again redrawn the map of the possible by mind-crafting this exquisite writing instrument. It may look like something you picked up at a Tijuana border crossing, but don't let its junky appearance fool you. Once visitors to your executive office or Miami narco-mansion recognize it as the handiwork of Stallone, all questions of taste will evaporate.The body is fashioned from "black pearlized celluloid", quite possibly the world's fanciest way of saying "plastic." Inlaid with 18K gold and featuring swords, skulls, and snakes, the design--evocative of Nazi pirates--perfectly symbolizes the frenzied violence of Mr. Stallone's penmanship. Feel it lurch to life in your hand. This is a pen that begs to be written with, even if you have nothing to say. And when there are no more words, its patented "squip" feature will launch a burst of ink from the skull, creating the splatter pattern that has been Sly's signature since First Blood.If you're one who writes til your fingers bleed, the jagged exterior of the Chaos pen will cut your writing time in half. But even if you can barely sign your own name, this pen will communicate volumes--about your finances, your relationships, and your basic mental equilibrium. In a word, Chaos.

A sub-par pen, mediocre at best. The function is limited. This pen is perfect for beginners, but if you really want a good solid pen, that you can use everyday and gives you a good writing experience, I would seriously suggest the Fulgor Nocturnes. It is bounds better, and for the money, a much better deal.

This pen may seem affordable... at first. But watch out for the ink refills, that is where they get you.

Cobra. Over the Top. Stop or My Mom Will Shoot. Half of Tango and Cash.Judge Dredd. These iconic movies serve as the backdrop of the greatest creative mind if our time, Sylvester Stallone, and his greatest accomplishment, the Chaos pen. Designed for refined tastes, much like Rocky V, this pen will demand respect adoration from all who you allow to gaze upon it.

Beautiful pen, it's comfortable to use and gives flawless lines, though halfway through the first sentence my hand exploded. Would use again.

“The inktalian stallion stikes again.” - Mike Coyle

I highly suggest this incredible life changing device. Specially if you are looking to go bankrupt, then homeless, and then need a good writing utensil for making pan-handling signs... Make sure you can afford the ink first.