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D**K
Great shirt and super fun!
Bought these as team jerseys for a curling tournament, our team name being Too Many Captains :) The shirts look great, as pictured but also better in person. The material is nice, too… sort of soft and stretchy, sort of a spandex quality to it, which made it great for an athletic activity. But absolutely buy it and get a captains hat and you’ll look fabulous at a yacht rock party!
E**M
Captian
Love it and fit nice for the mystery dinner play I was in with the Church.
A**B
I would but again
Sizing was accurate, design is good quality and the fabric is also good quality.
A**R
Cruise attire
I am planning on wearing this on my Cruise and should get a great laugh and or embarrass my family!! Great purchase
J**T
It’s great
Awesome product that helped me win my contest at a party
S**S
Every man must own this shirt.
I bought this shirt to play battleshots with my girlfriend and then later to accompany her to lake powell on a house boat. Needless to say it was the most epic trip of my life. This shirt played a significant role in this.It simply is the perfect shirt for the man who:-drives the boat-takes life by the horns-is confident and self assured-knows when to hold, knows when to fold-is a leader, not a boss-can be both a captain and a confidant-is a party waiting to happen-has a flair and spirit for occasional theatricsEverything that is good and fun is embodied by this shirt. However this commitment is not to be taken lightly. Anyone attempting to dawn this uniform must honor it justly by accompanying it with the proper captain's hat and sunglasses. This trinitarian swagger-combo is guaranteed to have any population of watercraft-dwelling spring-breakers to be gazing in your direction simultaneously out of envy, respect, and wishing for your leadership and overall success in life. All parties will be forced to acknowledge your presence as you approach their deck as the commanding officer. Other parties will recognize your stature and prestige from afar as your vessel passes. I specifically heard a woman shout "oh my goodness they have a captain!!" from nearly 75 meters away as she saw me steering the boat from the top deck. Yes, that part is true. No amount of bud light will shield them from the power of this shirt to demand people's very best. They will see you as you wish to be seen, and will look at you with an eternal reassurance irresistibly in your favor.This purchase was not only necessary for my own well-being, but for the progression of humanity as a whole. Be your own captain. Change the world.
A**N
Funny but not for the big boys (SIZE UP)
I bought this shirt for my boyfriend to wear on our cruises. He likes to be known as the drinking "captain" of the ship lol. The shirt is a fun time and people always make funny comments. He always has a great time with the attention. The downside of this shirt which led to the three stars was that the shirt has tight fit (we even sized up), the material is kind of itchy and not the best quality. My boyfriend is a big boy usually an XL/XXL and we got a 4XL.
A**A
Amazing for any captain!
Really nice quality, looks great.
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