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product_id: 7634962
title: "Ted 16-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear w/ Moving Mouth"
brand: "commonwealth"
price: "9520478₫"
currency: VND
in_stock: false
category: "Toy"
url: https://www.desertcart.vn/products/7634962-ted-16-inch-r-rated-talking-plush-teddy-bear-w
store_origin: VN
region: Vietnam
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# Ted 16-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear w/ Moving Mouth

**Brand:** commonwealth
**Price:** 9520478₫
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Ted 16-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear w/ Moving Mouth by commonwealth
- **How much does it cost?** 9520478₫ with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.vn](https://www.desertcart.vn/products/7634962-ted-16-inch-r-rated-talking-plush-teddy-bear-w)

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- commonwealth enthusiasts

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## Description

GET THE OFFICIAL ORIGINAL R-RATED TALKING VERSION 
 
 Other "clean" version exist and there is much confusion over who has what!!!! 
 
 This Ted R-Rated 16-Inch Talking Plush with moving mouth will keep you entertained for countless hours. He looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort. In fact, he's quite the raunchy little guy when he starts saying stuff. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover! You'll love this 16-inch, Ted Plush, even if he talks and says some bawdy clips from Ted. 
 
 The R-Rated version of the Talking Ted Plush features the following 5 phrases from the Ted movie: 
 
 "Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm - I'm a little f!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f!#ing retarded." 
 
 "You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f!#in' face with Pepperidge Farm.'" 
 
 "Well you never should've trusted me. I'm on drugs!" 
 
 "Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d!#. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise)." 
 
 "Oh f!# that. It's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, !#hole? Where's my ring, mother f!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f!#! C'mon!

## Features

- Explicit (5) phrase original version 16" Bear from first Ted movie
- Officially Licensed Ted Movie Merchandise
- Ted is the main character of a comedy featuring Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis. The film is written, directed, and produced by Seth MacFarlane

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*Store origin: VN*
*Last updated: 2026-04-23*