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Kind of tricky to get on, the material is almost sticky. Very stretchy though, so it'll fit any size. Adds lots of fun to play time though.

I opened the package and was immediately disappointed. The base which needs to be stretched in order to wear the product is already torn at least 50 percent through. A very light tug would have torn it the rest of the way. Terrible quality control from the manufacturer. Overall the material feels too lightweight to be durable, even if it didn't arrive in defective condition. I should point out that it was well sealed inside a bag which was inside a discreet box. None of the packaging was damaged, only the item inside.

I did not like the barbed texture inside and if you are not at least five inches long the head will be too flexible. I ended up a little sore and not very stimulated by this condom. It took a hot water soaking and two rounds of lathering up to get rid of the stickiness. The material seems good and my partner liked it but the experience was not as satisfying as I hoped it would be. Will try slipping it over a smaller size vibrator to increase its girth and reach.

Make sure you and your partner use plenty of lubrication. Plenty of lubrication inside the vaginal opening and plenty of lubrication on the inside and outside of the toy. There are soft, bumpy nodules all throughout the interior to add sensation for you and Avey exterior with plenty of soft bumps at the base to pleasure her. And the lubrication helps to keep it from pulling uncomfortably on your skin. For what this does five stars, if your partner likes a little extra length and girth. You’ll be ever so slightly thicker with additional length at the tip.

I got this to try out something new with my partner. This male toy was fun to try out. It was a little but hard to put on, but using a small amount of water or lube really helped. I didn't really like too much because you can't really feel much. I do like that it makes me bigger and longer. I also do like that it is a good length and size. My partner does like it has the material soft rubber feeling. I do like that it is very easy to clean the inside and outside with just water and soap.

So, let's address the elephant in the room first: If you're the person wearing this, you...aren't going to feel much, or indeed perhaps not anything. Whether that's a bug or a feature depends on your own personal tastes. I have a partner who, when she's in her more devilish moods, considers that a good thing, because she likes to tease, and what better way to tease than having sex with someone when you're guaranteed not to enjoy it? I wouldn't call this a "condom," exactly. It's designed to give the...err, receptive partner a more intense experience whilst giving the wearer less, which is definitely a niche taste, though when it comes to sex most tastes are niche. It's made of super soft TPU, about a quarter inch thick at the thickest point, so it adds close to half an inch (or more, at the head) of diameter. Which, again, some folks will like and some folks may not. The one I got was well constructed, and certainly lived up to, err, expectations. It's a bit like cookies, really. You know how even the Cookie Monster says cookies are a sometimes food? This is a sometimes toy. Unlikely to make it into heavy rotation, but just the thing for, um, devilish moods.