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🛑 Call out bad parking with style and zero regrets!
This pack of 100 bright red, 3.5" x 2" parking violation cards features a clever multi-reason checkbox system on premium 14PT cardstock. Designed to be slid under windshield wipers without damage, these non-adhesive cards deliver a humorous yet impactful message to inconsiderate parkers. Ideal as a prank or practical tool, they combine durability, visibility, and wit to transform parking frustration into lighthearted justice.
| ASIN | B0CVS7WCHF |
| Are batteries included? | No |
| Best Sellers Rank | #53,597 in Office Products ( See Top 100 in Office Products ) #159 in Business Cards #297 in Index Card Filing Products |
| Brand Name | CDXHOME |
| Color | Red |
| Customer Reviews | 4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars (512) |
| Is Part of an Assortment | No |
| Item Dimensions L x W | 3.5"L x 2"W |
| Item Weight | 0.1 Kilograms |
| Manufacturer | CDXHOME |
| Number of Items | 100 |
| Number of Pieces | 100 |
| Occasion | Violation Parking |
| Other Special Features of the Product | Parking Violation Warning Cards |
| Pattern | Solid |
| Product Style | "You Suck at Parking" - Checkbox Style |
| Size | 3.5'' X 2'' |
| Target Audience | Unisex-Adults |
| UPC | 717023285917 |
| Unit Count | 1.0 Count |
G**N
Hilarious, Harmless Prank That Delivers Every Time
These “You Absolutely Suck At Parking” cards are absolutely hilarious and perfectly executed as a prank. At first glance they look just official enough to cause a moment of panic, but once read, the message is so over-the-top funny that it instantly turns into laughter instead of anger. The cards are well printed, sturdy, and easy to slip under a windshield wiper without damaging anything. They’re clearly meant as a joke—not mean-spirited or aggressive—making them a fun way to call out truly awful parking without starting a confrontation. I appreciate that they’re clever rather than crude, and they work great as a gag gift or for lighthearted fun with friends and family. Every time one gets used, it becomes a story. If you enjoy harmless pranks and good-natured humor, these are a fantastic buy. Funny, memorable, and exactly what they claim to be. This is a reorder because I already handed out a full pack because you all suck at parking!!
H**E
LOVE IT !!
ABSOLUTELY LOVE THESE. It's such a good funny gift but also is funny to give out. Got them for a friend and he used up all of them. The options on the back are good and overall is a good product. Size is about the same as a business card.
J**Y
So fun!!!
So fun! Great value!
G**E
These were hilarious
These were absolutely hilarious. I gave them to a friend of mine as a gift. They were just like regular business cards.
I**S
Great card
I hate when people park like they have no sense. You can let them know with these cards. There’s different boxes you can check off on the back of the card.
T**Y
Best entertainment I have had for the price.
Worth their weight in gold. I have already gotten my neighbor to stop parking like an idiot without having to confront them.
R**K
Fun prank
Fun non destructive prank.
K**U
This is now mandatory to keep in the car!
I found these by accident, can't remember what I was originally looking for, but I love them! Very few things in life upset my husband, and people who suck at parking have made it onto that short list. See, for example, the truck in my attached image. He's parked in the emergency vehicle lane with his boat in tow, while partially blocking the only wheelchair accessible spot near the pharmacy, and there are actually spots reserved for anyone picking up a prescription. And yes, the driver was fully able bodied. Not a limp nor cane to be seen. I plan on getting more of these cards to give to family and friends. Don't hesitate, let selfish people know they suck at parking today!
M**I
Har använt flera gång bara för mina grannar
H**R
Commande conforme
M**N
Excellent
B**H
Well these cards were a huge success at Christmas! Great stocking stuffers, or just for personal use! Can recommend.
S**S
Gute druck und Materialqualität. Es macht ein riesen Spaß gemeinsam mit Freunden diese Karten an Autos zu stecken die doof geparkt sind. Für den Preis für mich ein must have
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