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product_id: 536246029
title: "5318008 Calculator - Calculator PVC Morale Patch - Funny Morale, Tactical, Military Patch - Military Patches - Perfect for Your Tactical Military Army Gear, Backpack, Cap, Vest"
brand: "patch fiend"
price: "759307₫"
currency: VND
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 13
category: "Patch Fiend"
url: https://www.desertcart.vn/products/536246029-5318008-calculator-calculator-pvc-morale-patch-funny-morale-tactical-military
store_origin: VN
region: Vietnam
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# Hook-backed for easy attachment Compact 3.6" x 1.4" size Durable PVC rubber 5318008 Calculator - Calculator PVC Morale Patch - Funny Morale, Tactical, Military Patch - Military Patches - Perfect for Your Tactical Military Army Gear, Backpack, Cap, Vest

**Brand:** patch fiend
**Price:** 759307₫
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🌿 Go Touch Grass — Because your gear deserves a patch with personality!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** 5318008 Calculator - Calculator PVC Morale Patch - Funny Morale, Tactical, Military Patch - Military Patches - Perfect for Your Tactical Military Army Gear, Backpack, Cap, Vest by patch fiend
- **How much does it cost?** 759307₫ with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.vn](https://www.desertcart.vn/products/536246029-5318008-calculator-calculator-pvc-morale-patch-funny-morale-tactical-military)

## Best For

- patch fiend enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted patch fiend brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Perfectly Sized 📏:** Compact 3.6 by 1.4 inches fits seamlessly on backpacks, jackets, caps, and tactical gear without bulk.
- • **Built to Last 🛡️:** Premium PVC rubber ensures your patch stays vibrant and intact through all your adventures.
- • **Collector’s Dream 📦:** Ships in resealable packaging, perfect for storing and showcasing your growing morale patch collection.
- • **Humor Meets Function 😄:** A witty reminder to unplug and reconnect with nature, adding personality to your tactical or casual gear.
- • **Effortless Attachment 🎒:** Hook-backed design lets you swap and secure your patch on any loop surface in seconds.

## Overview

The Go Touch Grass PVC Morale Patch is a high-quality, durable rubber patch measuring 3.6" by 1.4" with a hook-backed design for easy attachment to tactical gear, backpacks, jackets, and more. Featuring a vibrant, humorous design, it’s perfect for military, tactical enthusiasts, gamers, and collectors who want to add a playful yet functional statement to their gear. Packaged in resealable retail packaging, it’s built to last and easy to store.

## Description

Memes and More! Visit the Store Memes and More! Visit the Store Morale Patches for Every Taste Visit the Store Morale Patches for Every Taste Express your Interests Visit the Store Express your Interests Started in 2009 and based in the USA, Patch Fiend Designs hatches original PVC morale patches for warriors of weekends & champions of the offbeat. From pop culture faves to meme magic, we add a dash of irreverent humor to make your gear grin! Wear them on your uniform, tactical backpack or your service dog harness.... our funny morale patches with hook even stick to the headliner of your car! Find your perfect morale patch with Patch Fiend Started in 2009 and based in the USA, Patch Fiend Designs hatches original PVC morale patches for warriors of weekends & champions of the offbeat. From pop culture faves to meme magic, we add a dash of irreverent humor to make your gear grin! Wear them on your uniform, tactical backpack or your service dog harness.... our funny morale patches with hook even stick to the headliner of your car! Find your perfect morale patch with Patch Fiend Pop Culture Patches Visit the Store Pop Culture Patches The Funny Side Visit the Store The Funny Side Cartoon Dog Breed Patches Visit the Store Cartoon Dog Breed Patches What is a Morale Patch? Think of them like mini badges of pride or humor that you can use to show your personality. They are a great way to personalize your gear or just collect for fun. How do I use Morale Patches? Morale patches are all about customization! Slap them anywhere that has fuzzy surface. Most morale patches have hook backing, so you can easily swap them in and out depending on your mood or outfit. Why PVC Morale Patches? Built to Last: PVC can handle bumps, scrapes, and the elements. No more worrying about fraying or fading! Plus, they are easy to clean with just soap and water. What is a Morale Patch? Think of them like mini badges of pride or humor that you can use to show your personality. They are a great way to personalize your gear or just collect for fun. How do I use Morale Patches? Morale patches are all about customization! Slap them anywhere that has fuzzy surface. Most morale patches have hook backing, so you can easily swap them in and out depending on your mood or outfit. Why PVC Morale Patches? Built to Last: PVC can handle bumps, scrapes, and the elements. No more worrying about fraying or fading! Plus, they are easy to clean with just soap and water.

Review: Perfect patch - Definitely a durable and great buy stuck to my vest perfectly
Review: Pronoun crap is a joke. Lol - I love this patch because the whole pronoun crap is absolutely stupid and disgusting and it pokes fun at them in a way that says what I want to say. Patch came as advertised and on time. Great product.

## Features

- PVC Rubber Morale Patch by Patch Fiend - Highest Quality Tactical Patches – Hook Backed Patch - Durable Rubber is perfect for collecting, with a glued and stitched on back for durability
- Patch Dimensions: 3.5″ by 2.75″. Our funny PVCmorale patch is perfect to attach to tactical bag, backpack, tactical gear, car headliner, military gear, jacket or to apply to any loop surface.
- This tactical patch comes shipped in zip resealable Patch Fiend retail packaging. Our reusable packaging is a good way to store your morale patches in when they are not being used.
- Our tactical patches are perfect to attach to tactical bag, tactical backpack, casual backpack, gun bag, car headliner, car trunk liner, jacket or to apply to any loop surface
- Patch Fiend 100% Guarantee: If you are not fully satisfied with the quality of our custom patches, we will refund 100% of your money. Our moral patch is designed for years of use.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B0BNZ7LWWJ |
| Age Range Description | All Age Groups |
| Best Sellers Rank | #28,482 in Sports & Outdoors ( See Top 100 in Sports & Outdoors ) #71 in Tactical Bag Accessories |
| Brand | Patch Fiend |
| Brand Name | Patch Fiend |
| Color | 8008 Calculator Gray |
| Customer Reviews | 4.8 out of 5 stars 861 Reviews |
| Item Type Name | PVC Morale Patch |
| Manufacturer | Patch Fiend |
| Manufacturer Part Number | DigitalCalculatorPVC |
| Material | Polyvinyl Chloride |
| Material Type | Polyvinyl Chloride |
| Model Number | DigitalCalculatorPVC |
| Mounting Type | Hook |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Number of Pieces | 1 |
| Product Style | Compact |
| Shape | Rectangular |
| Size | 3.5" x 2.75" |
| Style | Compact |
| Theme | Military |
| UPC | 850033438550 |
| Unit Count | 1.0 Count |
| Warranty Description | 30 Day Warranty against Manufacturer Defects |

## Product Details

- **Color:** Touch Grass Green
- **Size:** 3.6" x 1.4"
- **Brand:** Patch Fiend
- **Material:** Polyvinyl Chloride
- **Style:** Meme
- **Theme:** Military
- **Shape:** Rectangular
- **Number of Pieces:** 1
- **Number of Items:** 1
- **UPC:** 850033438611

## Images

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![5318008 Calculator - Calculator PVC Morale Patch - Funny Morale, Tactical, Military Patch - Military Patches - Perfect for Your Tactical Military Army Gear, Backpack, Cap, Vest - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71CYn4cqmaL.jpg)
![5318008 Calculator - Calculator PVC Morale Patch - Funny Morale, Tactical, Military Patch - Military Patches - Perfect for Your Tactical Military Army Gear, Backpack, Cap, Vest - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81htf4E3GaL.jpg)
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## Available Options

This product comes in different **Color** options.

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Perfect patch
*by L***S on April 16, 2026*

Definitely a durable and great buy stuck to my vest perfectly

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Pronoun crap is a joke. Lol
*by S***N on May 2, 2026*

I love this patch because the whole pronoun crap is absolutely stupid and disgusting and it pokes fun at them in a way that says what I want to say. Patch came as advertised and on time. Great product.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Velcro backed and high quality.
*by D***E on February 13, 2026*

It is Velcro backed. Great quality and sturdy. I did not know it was Velcro, that was ok though. I used it to cover a tear on my sleeve. It's thick rubber, it was hard to sew. 😂. Totally recommend, durability and quality. Not a cheapy junk thing.

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*Store origin: VN*
*Last updated: 2026-06-04*