--- product_id: 50617286 title: "Long Straight Joke Dog Poo~Poop~Mess~Turd ~ Fake Imitation" brand: "funnyman products" price: "562796₫" currency: VND in_stock: true reviews_count: 8 category: "Funnyman Products" url: https://www.desertcart.vn/products/50617286-long-straight-joke-dog-poo-poop-mess-turd-fake-imitation store_origin: VN region: Vietnam --- # Shiny finish for fresh realism Large size mimics dog or human 15cm long for max prank impact Long Straight Joke Dog Poo~Poop~Mess~Turd ~ Fake Imitation **Brand:** funnyman products **Price:** 562796₫ **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 💩 The ultimate faux poo prank that’s too real to ignore! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Long Straight Joke Dog Poo~Poop~Mess~Turd ~ Fake Imitation by funnyman products - **How much does it cost?** 562796₫ with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.vn](https://www.desertcart.vn/products/50617286-long-straight-joke-dog-poo-poop-mess-turd-fake-imitation) ## Best For - funnyman products enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted funnyman products brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Freshly Laid Shine:** Glossy finish mimics that just-dropped look for ultimate prank authenticity. - • **Lightweight & Durable:** 60 grams of hard plastic prank power that lasts through laughs. - • **Realistic Size & Shape:** At 15cm x 3.5cm, it’s the perfect scale to fool even the sharpest eyes. - • **Versatile Prank Appeal:** Could be from a large dog or human—confuse and delight your audience. - • **No Assembly, Instant Fun:** Ready to deploy straight out of the box—no setup needed. ## Overview This 15cm long, shiny plastic fake dog poo is a classic practical joke prop designed to fool and entertain. Crafted from durable plastic with a realistic glossy finish, it mimics fresh dog or human waste perfectly. Lightweight and ready to use, it’s ideal for indoor or outdoor pranks that spark laughter and surprise. ## Description This long poo is shiny so looks nice and fresh. It's size means it could be from either a large dog or even a human. A classic practical joke. 1x Straight Fake Poo Retro Joke. Fake long poo with a sheen to give it that freshly laid look Average size approx. 15cm long x 3.5cm wide Review: Very real. Disgusting. Now in dog-poo bin. - I bought several "fake poos" for a planned practical joke and this was easily the best. It was so realistic that people hesitated to touch it even when they knew it was a fake made out of plastic. It was truly horrible. You will note that my review is in the past tense - With complaints about selfish people interspersed with gagging, my victim picked it up with a doggy bag and disposed of it in a dog poo bin. Strangely, when told it was a fake he refused to rummage about in the poo bin to retrieve it. So sadly I don't have it any more, but it was worth it! Review: It's poo - It's a hard plastic lump of poo. Looks realistic from a distance, or when it's in your shoe. Up close it is obviously plastic. It doesn't really look like the picture, it's lighter coloured and quite matt. Don't get it wet, it goes a weird whiteish colour and goes kinda of sticky, but not in a good way. ## Features - This long poo is shiny so looks nice and fresh. - It's size means it could be from either a large dog or even a human. - A classic practical joke. - Average size approx. 15cm long x 3.5cm wide - Retro Joke. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B00N50IQ0S | | Age Range Description | Adult | | Best Sellers Rank | 44,982 in Toys & Games ( See Top 100 in Toys & Games ) 262 in Gags & Practical Joke Toys | | Brand Name | Funnyman Products | | Colour | Brown | | Country Of Origin | China | | Customer Reviews | 3.9 out of 5 stars 47 Reviews | | Educational Objective | Creativity | | Indoor Outdoor Usage | Indoor, Outdoor | | Is Assembly Required | No | | Item Weight | 60 Grams | | Manufacturer | Funnyman Products | | Manufacturer Part Number | 3090 | | Material Type | Plastic | | Minimum Age Recommendation | 96 | | Model Number | 3090 | | Number of Players | 1 | | Operation Mode | Hand-operated | | Power Source | Hand-powered | | Size | Large | | Supported Battery Types | No batteries required | | Theme | Animals | | UPC | 717029753076 | | Unit Count | 1 Count | ## Images ![Long Straight Joke Dog Poo~Poop~Mess~Turd ~ Fake Imitation - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71gEda9h-BL.jpg) ## Questions & Answers **Q: Does this poo float.** A: Sorry I have no idea about "floating" poo !! - may be a little too heavy to do so. Certainly very realistic however. ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Very real. Disgusting. Now in dog-poo bin. *by A***. on 1 August 2018* I bought several "fake poos" for a planned practical joke and this was easily the best. It was so realistic that people hesitated to touch it even when they knew it was a fake made out of plastic. It was truly horrible. You will note that my review is in the past tense - With complaints about selfish people interspersed with gagging, my victim picked it up with a doggy bag and disposed of it in a dog poo bin. Strangely, when told it was a fake he refused to rummage about in the poo bin to retrieve it. So sadly I don't have it any more, but it was worth it! ### ⭐⭐⭐ It's poo *by S***O on 9 September 2024* It's a hard plastic lump of poo. Looks realistic from a distance, or when it's in your shoe. Up close it is obviously plastic. It doesn't really look like the picture, it's lighter coloured and quite matt. Don't get it wet, it goes a weird whiteish colour and goes kinda of sticky, but not in a good way. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Mega turd *by K***D on 7 August 2024* Good turd, bought it for a joke at work, as a builder pretty good to leave in an unsupecting place, got a few excellent reactions so it is definitely realistic enough, priceless, should be one in every tool bag haha ## Frequently Bought Together - Long Straight Joke Dog Poo~Poop~Mess~Turd ~ Fake Imitation - Henbrandt Sticky Rubber Poo Realistic Soft Fake Dog Poo Waste Poo Prank Joke Fun Toy - The Little Party Shop Sticky Soft Fake Dog Poo Turd Novelty Practical Joke Prank Fun --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.vn/products/50617286-long-straight-joke-dog-poo-poop-mess-turd-fake-imitation](https://www.desertcart.vn/products/50617286-long-straight-joke-dog-poo-poop-mess-turd-fake-imitation) --- *Product available on Desertcart Vietnam* *Store origin: VN* *Last updated: 2026-05-13*