Trojan Bareskin Latex Lubricated Thin Condoms for Men, Designed For a Closer Feel, Made from Premium Latex to Help Reduce Risk of Pregnancy and Sexually Transmitted Infections (STIs), 24 Count

I love this money-saving system from Trojan. Ever since using this incredible product, I've noticed a marked increase in my wealth and savings account compared to people I know who do not use this product. And the best part? It pays for itself in under 9 hours! Observe: Per the most recent data, the average screaming spawnling costs $14,800 a year as of 2021 (that's $266,400 if he or she moved out exactly on their 18th birthday and never asks you for another nickel in their life. LOL, Fat chance, mom and dad!) This isn't even accounting for the inflation disaster of 2022, so it most assuredly costs much more than it did last year. It also isn't accounting for the fact that your science project is likely to be under your care far, faaaaar after his or her 18th birthday. Decades more. In fact, they'll be leaching off of you long after you've gone belly-up! Anyway, that bleak picture aside... $14,800 divided by 52 weeks is $284.62 per week. $284.62 a week divided by 168 hours in a week is about $1.69 an hour. Ta-da! As you can see, in under 9 hours of you living your life peacefully, the product pays for itself, with years of savings to come! Other inexplicable benefits I've noticed: - My eyes don't have bags. - I've never had deafening screaming in my ear because I didn't buy some creature a pair of Minecraft sneakers. - We almost never get sick. - I'm in charge of wiping one person. ME! - I haven't lost friends due to being at the beck-and-call of some moneypit I convinced myself having was the "greatest thing" I could do in life, lmao. (Also, as a quick little game, without Googling, what is the name of the son of Robert Fleming, the discoverer of penicillin? Right, of course you don't know, and that's okay, because discovering penicillin was the greatest thing he did with his life, not knocking up Mrs. Fleming.) It does have its cons, though: - With no expensive creatures to spend money on, my wallet is stretched to capacity. I can't even get my Walgreens card in there now. - There are entire sections of Walmart we don't even go into - I can't get into Chuck E. Cheese without one of those things, and therefore must get my Skee-Ball fix elsewhere - I won't be able to try to relive my youth and minor athletic achievements vicariously through the life of someone else like the potbellied men my age who peaked in high school do with their loinfruit - I'll never know the joy of the admiration of a small relative. Except for the 3 nephews and 6 nieces who adore me. But I understand that that's different somehow. You know, because magic. - Per the people who can't stand that I'm not going broke overpopulating the planet like they are, I'm told I'll have no one to take care of me when I'm older. Sadface. Well, I haven't heard of every single assisted living condo on Earth closing in the future, but apparently it's going to happen, and ones own offspring is the only option to get care as a senior. Yikes, who knew! Also, as a side note, I have to give Trojan credit for an EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE viral marketing campaign. The other day I was at my local grocery store when a young mother's little gargoyle collapsed in the cereal aisle because mom dared to insist the little gremlin eat something healthy that wasn't just sugar-coated-sugar. It began screaming at the top of its lungs at ear-shattering decibels, kicking off its shoes and throwing cereal boxes all over the aisle, snot pouring out of its nostrils as it did the single best advertising for this product the world has ever seen. I felt bad for the woman, seeing how tired and defeated she looked. I didn’t feel so bad that I didn’t grin broadly while grabbing a box of the very cereal that caused the little cretin to melt down to begin with, causing the shrill shrieking to only intensify. “How come he gets to have some?!” Trojan, that’s why! Thanks for reading my review. I apologize for how rushed it is, I wrote it as I was booking my second vacation to Hawaii this year.

I have 3 kids. I don’t want any more. We keep buying these & so far haven’t had any issues.

"So far. No babies. Plus it feels better than most. Go for it." Haha touche' Amazon reviews for the automated sentence you listed above. After reading several reviews, I had to come to the defense of a friend that has saved my ass (or in this case, my penis) so often. If it was possible, I'd show reviewers my user history. They will see that I'm not a "one and done" type client (man -- this is too easy -- WHOA... there I go again) but I digress... I've been buying these for two years now because they simply feel the best, closest feeling to not wearing a Johnny. Personally, the condom has NEVER broken on me before but LET'S GET REAL -- if you are buying a condom listed as "Bareskin," you have to be honest with yourself. The disclaimers on the actual box even mentions that the condoms (no condoms in fact) do NOT 100% prevent pregnancy. PEOPLE. It's simple - risk versus reward. The reward - it feels better because it's thinner. The risk - it could break more easily. Personally, the pleasure outweighs the reward hence my frequent Amazon purchases. We're all adults here people -- this is life -- no matter the choice, none of us will come out unscathed. Let's just enjoy ourselves here!!!

Fits like a glove and lubed up just right. Sadly I haven't found anyone to share in its joy lately, but doesn't mean I can't use them by myself ;).

Looks like imma be bareskin tonight

Trojan Bareskin Thin Premium Lubricated Condoms (24 count) are 40% thinner than standard condoms, offering enhanced sensitivity while maintaining protection. Made from premium latex and pre-lubricated for comfort, they are reliable and comfortable for those seeking a more natural feel.

I’ve found this value size pack to be a great deal! The price is excellent, and I’ve never had any issues with them being damaged or messed up. Reliable quality at a fantastic price—definitely recommend!

These almost feel better than nothing at all. They are very silky and feel better than anything else I have tried. They are now the only ones I will use

Best in the class. Unless your partner specifically loves other variants, you should go for this one. Whenever in doubt, this is the best one to go for. Trust me on that, nothing can beat these ultra thin ones. If your budget is lower, Durex feather can be an alternative but, some ladies don't like the smell of the material that Durex uses.

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