Smiffys Tales of Old England Monocle Size: One Size

My friend (who is sadly single and lives with his cat that keeps weeing everywhere) needed a monocle for his own mental wellbeing and of course, to be successful in the relationship department.This monocle did the job as a great pick me up (small joke gift) and was great value for the laughs of it all.I would make the crass joke that his flat is full of pussy, but it’s still the cat that’s weeing everywhere, but it definitely improved his wellbeing and I know his life is better for having the monocle in it.Also- the review keeps prompting me to mention how thick it is, and the thickness of it. So thick is this monocle (I don’t know if it’s thick? Why does a fake monocle need to be thick?!)Thank you for the monocle. You’ve done a top job of making my mate look like he needs some glasses for just the one eye. And that is what everyone needs right now <3

Far too big to fit on my face. Ridiculously flimsy. Not worth buying

It's not particularly durable, the plastic falls out of the rubber frame alot- nearly lost it a few times, but it's a cheap monacle, you get what you pay for. As for educational value I don't really know where that fits in, other than educating people in being more gentlemenly its not really got any educational value but I don't see that as a bad thing - I only needed it as a gag gift and it did what it needed to do so overall I'm happy with it!

This is a good fancy dress accessory but it is so big that you can’t have it in your eye as per the picture I

Had great fun with this, used in a role i was playing.Great value for the money.

I can't get it to stay in - I'd say it's slightly too big and slightly too flexible.It's about the quality of a cracker toy. I won't be using it but for £2 not sure what I expected. This would cost pennies to make and package on the flip side.Skip.

As a woman I have never been able to grow a really good moustache. Then I bought this (based on the photo of the man with the bushy black stunner under his top lip) and now have a full, glossy, tash-tastic top lip. Then I realised that I was actually buying just a monocle and my moustache fell out. I recommend this if you want a really good tash but don't know you're not buying one.

I bought this monocle for myself to be part of an outfit I was wearing to a fancy dress. It was cheap and I didnt want to pay a lot as I probably wouldnt be using it again. That was something I didnt have to worry about, after the first few minutes the glass, well plastic, came out, I managed with some difficulty to get it back in. On the night of the fancy dress it fell out within minutes of me walking through the door so that was that. I guess you get what you pay for, but I did hope it would have lasted for at least a few hours. Also had great difficulty in keeping the monocle in place not sure if that was me or the product.