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product_id: 287170158
title: "Retirement Gift for Women 2025 - A Wise Woman Once Said F This - Funny Candles Adult Humor, Divorce, Retired Present, Boss Best Birthday Presents for Friends, Coworker, Teacher, Military, Made in USA"
brand: "cedar crate market"
price: "1743672₫"
currency: VND
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
url: https://www.desertcart.vn/products/287170158-retirement-gift-for-women-2025-a-wise-woman-once-said
store_origin: VN
region: Vietnam
---

# 50-60 hr burn time 100% Soy Wax Hand-poured in USA Retirement Gift for Women 2025 - A Wise Woman Once Said F This - Funny Candles Adult Humor, Divorce, Retired Present, Boss Best Birthday Presents for Friends, Coworker, Teacher, Military, Made in USA

**Brand:** cedar crate market
**Price:** 1743672₫
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> Light Up Your Life with Laughter! 😂

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Retirement Gift for Women 2025 - A Wise Woman Once Said F This - Funny Candles Adult Humor, Divorce, Retired Present, Boss Best Birthday Presents for Friends, Coworker, Teacher, Military, Made in USA by cedar crate market
- **How much does it cost?** 1743672₫ with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.vn](https://www.desertcart.vn/products/287170158-retirement-gift-for-women-2025-a-wise-woman-once-said)

## Best For

- cedar crate market enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted cedar crate market brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Humor Meets Home:** A witty reminder that life is too short to take seriously—perfect for retirement, birthdays, or just because!
- • **Long-Lasting Glow:** Enjoy 50-60 hours of soothing ambiance, perfect for unwinding after a long day or celebrating special moments.
- • **Gift-Ready Packaging:** Arrives in a beautifully designed kraft gift box, making it the ideal present for any occasion.
- • **Eco-Friendly Elegance:** Crafted from 100% soy wax, this candle offers a clean burn while reducing waste with its reusable glass jar.
- • **Scent-sational Experience:** Indulge in the delightful Citrus Peach aroma that transforms any space into a fragrant oasis.

## Overview

The CEDAR CRATE MARKET Wise Woman candle combines humor and elegance, featuring a refreshing Citrus Peach scent. Made from 100% soy wax, it burns cleanly for 50-60 hours in a stylish, reusable glass jar. Hand-poured in the USA, it arrives gift-ready in a custom kraft box, making it a perfect present for any occasion.

## Description

Retirement Gift for Women 2025 - A Wise Woman Once Said F This - Funny Candles Adult Humor, Divorce, Retired Present, Boss Best Birthday Presents for Friends, Coworker, Teacher, Military, Made in USA

## Features

- A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit & She Lived Happily Ever After
- Citrus Peach: Our Citrus Peach scent smells of fresh apples and oranges combined with green tea, jasmine, rose, and musk for a delightful scent. We take pride in using only the highest quality fragrances infused with essential oils to create beautiful scents.
- 50-60 hour burn time: It's not just a candle jar, our reusable 13.5oz glass jar makes a great drinking glass! Once you finish burning your candle, simply wash out the glass with soap and water and reuse it for your favorite drinks. It's a great way to reduce waste and get more use out of your candle jar.
- 100% Soy Wax: We use premium grade 100% soy wax made from soy beans farmed in the USA. Soy wax has a clean and consistent burn with no additives or residue. Our Cotton wicks help provide a slower burn time so you can enjoy our fragrant candles longer!
- Made in the USA: All of our candles are hand-poured with care in small batches at our studio in Minnetonka, Minnesota. We take great pride in providing you with high-quality candles that are made with love and attention to detail. All of our candles come carefully packaged in our custom designed kraft gift box. You won't have to worry about wrapping it yourself, as it's already done for you and ready to gift!

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Brand | CEDAR CRATE MARKET |
| Color | White |
| Product Dimensions | 3.5"W x 4.25"H |
| Item Weight | 1.25 Pounds |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Scent | Fresh, Fruit, Aromatherapy, Citrus + Peach, Food |
| Are Batteries Included | No |
| Indoor/Outdoor Usage | Indoor |
| Specific Uses For Product | Home Fragrance, Aromatherapy, Celebration, Ambience, Decoration |
| Shape | Round |
| Material | Soy Wax |
| Container Material | Glass |
| Occasion | Thank you & Appreciation, Mother's Day, Christmas, Birthday, Retirement |
| Seasons | Winter, Autumn, All Season, Spring |
| Special Feature | Long Burning, Clean Burn, Slow Burning, Highly Scented, Non Toxic |
| Style | Wise Woman |
| Wick Quantity | 1 |
| Theme | Funny Candle |
| Package Information | Jar |
| Product Care Instructions | Wipe with Dry Cloth |
| Material Type Free | Phthalate Free |
| Unit Count | 10.0 Ounce |
| Material Feature | natural, clean burn, no additives or residue, slower burn time |
| Candle Type | Container Candle |
| Item Diameter | 4.25 Inches |
| Manufacturer | Cedar Crate Market |
| Item Weight | 1.25 pounds |
| Country of Origin | USA |
| Special Features | Long Burning, Clean Burn, Slow Burning, Highly Scented, Non Toxic |
| Batteries Included? | No |
| Batteries Required? | No |
| Average Life | 60 Hours |

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    So Perfect!
  

*by H***O on Reviewed in the United States on December 29, 2023*

This made the perfect white elephant gift for work! It smells amazing and super cute packaging!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Bought as a gift
  

*by A***R on Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2024*

Smelled really good and the saying was just too funny to pass up for one of my clients! We all laughed at the settlement table! I’m not sure how well it burns since it was a gift.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Smells great
  

*by N***I on Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2024*

My coworker loved it

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*Last updated: 2026-03-14*